thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

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soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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my thumb is actually swolen

helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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don’t ever watch me play video games because I will probably hit you with my remote

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lamagiededisney:

The opening of Walt Disney Studios

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Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.

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